Here be the postings of some of the highlights of the Faire. This sign is posted hither in Sterling's Village Green each year; and visitors are encouraged to post their own messages on the back of the sign. Mayhap I should do so meself 'pon my return here...
One of the newer events of this year's NYRF was the rather unusual sport of turtle racing, the virtues of which were extolled by one Englebert Humpp, Mawster of Turtle. Here he be lecturing ye spectators as to ye finer points of turtle racing lore and technique. He also introduced the crowd to the four turtles who were to be racing that day. The object, ostensibly, is to circumnavigate the Turtle Drome, as they dubbed this unusual tent. The first turtle to do this successfully wins the race; spectators are encouraged to wager upon which turtle would make a successful circumnavigation. The winning bettor receives... NOTHING! (Well, what in thunder did you silly Mortals expect? 'Twas all done in the name of fun, of course!).